You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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