I don't think brook has ever known best
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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