giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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