Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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