The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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