also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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