I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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