The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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