are you still at the devil's house?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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