I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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