i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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