i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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