dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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