Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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