Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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