I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.