i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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