she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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