After last night, I could never be a politician.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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