i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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