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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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(618): View more from Illinois

We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket

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(703): View more from Virginia

From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.

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(818): View more from California

Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE

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