It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't think brook has ever known best
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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