he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?