I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.