I want to walk on stilts...naked
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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