i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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