I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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