So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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