So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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