that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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