Yo dont text me then not text me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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