Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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