Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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