had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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