$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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