awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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