What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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