Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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