office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Let's paint friendship bongs
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
