Dual....:-)
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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