Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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