So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
The ass gains better be worth it
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