i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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