i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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