Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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