is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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