I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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