idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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