I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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