David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we're making bets on your personal life
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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