she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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