Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
