All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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