med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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