The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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