Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
tell me about the fingering
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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