absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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