I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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