i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize