dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
