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(248): View more from Michigan

She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.

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Well... I doubt that.

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(310): View more from California

we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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(201): View more from New Jersey

kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(518): View more from New York

You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.

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