didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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