That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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