he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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